If you are going to the beach, then you'll need a solid pair of swim trunks that say something about you, but aren't so tacky they attract unwanted attention. These "Gnar Gnar" swim trunks from Chubbies are loud enough to get noticed, and designed to say "yeah I party good, but I like to do other stuff good too." With a distinctly late 80's/early 90's color palette, these will look great whether you are just getting to the beach and super pale, or live at the beach and look like too tan dan.
Available on Chubbiesshorts.com for $65
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